My Arm Fell Off

Sorry for the delay in posting, but it’s been a crazy time. First and foremost, my arm fell off. You read that right. It fell the fuck off. My right shoulder dislocated while I was at the gym. It snapped right back on like a G.I. Joe action figure, but it’s not the same. I had to sit in the ER for four hours to get an X-ray and some decent medical advice. I’m in a sling and not the fun kind. My arm won’t be back to normal for quite some time, say a couple months. And I’m undergoing physical therapy in the meantime. The gym will have to wait, so you may see me with bitch tits soon enough.

In better news, I’m still seeing the same someone. He has me cooking and dressing snazzy. I’ll leave it at that.

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